deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
during hannibal lecter’s trial they play an extremely long tape of all the godawful cannibal puns he’s ever made and let him prove his guilt by being the only one in the room who giggles.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
amuse-bouche vs. sakizuki