May 2013
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tardis-in-purgatory:
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
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I’ve been invited for a trip tomorrow for which I’ll have to get up really early, and my mum urged me to text my companions who are out, partying, if our trip will still continue if they get home late and completely smashed. Her reasoning is that if it won’t I don’t have to shower unnecessarily.
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~*~welcome to hell~*~
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agentconrad:
poehlerfey:
flying-inca56:
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
#with the sequel: goddammit tony i said no
#and the trilogy: tony put that thing back where it came from or so help me
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tyrannia:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
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tony-wiseau:
atkid:
everyflight-beginswith-afall:
weaponizedwit:
cutintostars:
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
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lordwhat:
The gripping sequel. The holding sequel. The squeezing sequel. Sequel, get off me.
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winpiestiel:
Is anyone else wondering how Castiel got money?
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: mixgoldenphoenix: bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:... →
mixgoldenphoenix:
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:
joanwatson:
remember when the show revealed cas was suicidal
remember how they never addressed that again
and instead only added to his guilt
He said.
You said.
Thats not okay, Dean. No matter what he…
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ikolism:
hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
redmonsoontriad:
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
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: fuckyeahhawkguy Give-a-way #2: →
fuckyeahhawkguy:
Here is the second, official fuckyeahhawkguy’s give-a-way. I want to give back to the Team Hawkguy community, so in return - there will be a total of 5 winners.
The prizes will include (not in any particular order):
Avengers Assemble # 1 - 12
Ultimate Comics: Hawkeye…
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luminescent-love:
youaresogayskarth:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
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johanirae:
I sometimes end the sentence with the wrong
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versacebitch:
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
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